Awesome. A hate crime law against expelling gas. "Its not the fact that you ate the beans, but we find that your intention was to disrupt class, as opposed to the natural release of pent up gas from the bacteria in your digestive tract. Releasing that as is usually OK, but since your intention was wrong, you are to be placed in detention." Great idea.
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Awesome. A hate crime law against expelling gas. "Its not the fact that you ate the beans, but we find that your intention was to disrupt class, as opposed to the natural release of pent up gas from the bacteria in your digestive tract. Releasing that as is usually OK, but since your intention was wrong, you are to be placed in detention." Great idea.
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